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Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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I've done my research Commander Chim, but curses! I know those Bolus Boys would catch a whiff of our plan.
Good idea about the distraction, though I feel the Bolus Boys have consulted an insider. Yes, I think Lieutenant Loaf is now a dastardly defector of Team Turd. He's been acting strange and there's an air about him that I just don't like. I'll keep a winking eye open for him throughout the mission.
It's good to see that our resident tech expert, Poo, has designed some new inventions to aid my quest. Cistern Napalm has been a long time in development, as have the brand new Depth Chargers and Pebbledash Cannon. Hopefully this will mean my job of flap-snappage will be fluid and without incident, but you never know. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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Hold fire Commander Chimmers HOLD FIRE.
We need to keep a tight ship and ensure that leaks are eliminated. Team Turd has an unsoiled reputation which we need to uphold. I've set Corporal Constipation to this task - he's an expert in retention.
Let's see if Lieutenant Loaf rears his ugly head nearer zero hour. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 6062 Location: Camden County
Indeed, the last thing this Team requires at the moment is a smear campaign across the paper. As you know, the annual Stool Selection is drawing near which will determine the direction of the organisation in the coming years - my sources have informed me that the corrupt Emperor Eggy Fart is eyeing up the porcelain chair, if he gets in then we're all doomed. My money's on Governer Gape, he can be trusted - as was illustrated by his incredible victory at the Battle of Imodium.
Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 802 Location: noooooorwich
I regret to inform you that expert poo has been killed in action. Due to the wide nature of this deployment it was always a risk. Yes, thats right, he was hit via a tampon missile.
after several hours, we managed to free what was left of expert poo. He was one with the missile, and no one could revive him.
To stop this from accuring again, I suggest we head in and flush out all missiles which are located on the south side of the bowl, 2 clicks of bleach. Normandy bleach.
I will await further instructions. Over and out.............. _________________ New track available here -
Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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Likewise. I have 1 minute gaps where I compile code and run it. That's my excuse anyway. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Mar 19, 2005 Posts: 2531 Location: Straight outta Compton
Chimmers wrote:
YOU'D BETTER, FR0G. Try and sneak into the toilets in someone's top pocket and covertly snap some toilet bowl action (over the top or underneath is fine).
Dan x
Well I could always take my own.
I don't know what I'm doing anyways anymore.I was going to go out to Wraith but now my friend can only do one or the other so it's Wraith or Ferryboat on Monday followed by Wildman then Po Na Na's.I kind of want to go to the last ever Ferryboat gig so it'll probably be there I should imagine.
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I have been given information regarding Missy's favourite watering hole, and I am reliably informed that Special Agent Skidmark has reccied the area to ensure smooth operation. Easy in, easy out. If I do find myself in a tight situation, it only takes a quick flush and I'm outta there.
fr0g out.
I don't know whether it's because I've been in the pub for the last 5 hours or what but I found that funny.They only have one working girls loo in the Wildman at the moment anyways as you'd fall through the floor in the other one.Man I typed that fast for a pissed person. _________________ A weekend spent wasted is not a wasted weekend...
Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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I aim to please. Special Agent fr0g takes pride in his job.
Well, at least Chimmers will be happier that you aren't coming to Wraith, purely because he isn't going. However, the rest of us will sulk.
I'll be at the Boat gig on Monday, taking more shots of the Choada boys amongst others. I would say I'd recreate the bog snapping mission, but even I won't go anywhere near the Ferryboat shitters. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Mar 19, 2005 Posts: 2531 Location: Straight outta Compton
clydefrog wrote:
Well, at least Chimmers will be happier that you aren't coming to Wraith, purely because he isn't going. However, the rest of us will sulk.
I'll be at the Boat gig on Monday, taking more shots of the Choada boys amongst others. I would say I'd recreate the bog snapping mission, but even I won't go anywhere near the Ferryboat shitters.
Well I opted for Monday instead (obviously seeing as it's 9.10 and I'm on here - lame) so will see you boys on Monday!No I wouldn't recreate the loo snapping either,my general rule in the Ferryboat is no pints just vodka as it makes me need the loo less which is always a bonus in the Ferryboat! _________________ A weekend spent wasted is not a wasted weekend...
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