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Joined: Mar 19, 2005 Posts: 2531 Location: Straight outta Compton
Me.Most probably anyways.Have'nt been since the last Wraith.That reminds me - I must see if my friends want to come. _________________ A weekend spent wasted is not a wasted weekend...
Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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I'll take pictures. Surreptitiously. With maximum zoom. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 6062 Location: Camden County
YOU'D BETTER, FR0G. Try and sneak into the toilets in someone's top pocket and covertly snap some toilet bowl action (over the top or underneath is fine).
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I ain't no half-job guy - I'll take my waterproofs. _________________ Keep up with local events and plug your own gigs!
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Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 6062 Location: Camden County
If you could - for a failsafe execution of Operation: Flap Snap, perhaps it would be wise to suspend yourself from either the cistern or just under the rim of said bog. I'm sure Team Turd could help you out! They're masters of covert toilet tactics.
Of course, if you did do this then chances are that fair maiden missy would choose an alternative shitter than the one you were snaggled in, and you'd end up papping the obligatory 18 stone alterna-goth in blubber-hugging rubber that always ends up gyrating to Marilyn Manson come midnight. In that case, BURN THE NEGATIVES CLYDE
Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 802 Location: noooooorwich
clydefrog wrote:
I ain't no half-job guy - I'll take my waterproofs.
HAHA, I?m now imagining you hanging over the girls cubical, looking down on your poor victim. Whilst she?s dropping a number 1 or 2, you?re there with your camera in hand, and a condom over your head.
waterproof indeed _________________ New track available here -
Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: 3962 Location: The Rock Boudoir
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Chimmers wrote:
If you could - for a failsafe execution of Operation: Flap Snap, perhaps it would be wise to suspend yourself from either the cistern or just under the rim of said bog. I'm sure Team Turd could help you out! They're masters of covert toilet tactics.
Damn straight. I've got my Harpic bog rim grappling hook to aid my pan-scaling attempt. I envisage this to be a stealth mission, but I may have to call on the tactics of Field Marshal Floater to help with a hasty evacuation should the need arise.
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Of course, if you did do this then chances are that fair maiden missy would choose an alternative shitter than the one you were snaggled in, and you'd end up papping the obligatory 18 stone alterna-goth in blubber-hugging rubber that always ends up gyrating to Marilyn Manson come midnight. In that case, BURN THE NEGATIVES CLYDE
I have been given information regarding Missy's favourite watering hole, and I am reliably informed that Special Agent Skidmark has reccied the area to ensure smooth operation. Easy in, easy out. If I do find myself in a tight situation, it only takes a quick flush and I'm outta there.
Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 6062 Location: Camden County
Sounds like you have all angles covered, Special Agent Fr0g.
However I have just received new intelligence via the brown phone that the evil Bolus Boys have gotten wind (pun intended) of your covert mission and are plotting an intervention to ensure that missy's lovely bits remain unsnapped. I have deployed a girl in a blonde wig and corset to act as a distraction but she can only defer the enemy for so long and then they'll be headed your way! For evasion briefing please see Captain Colon Cucumber in the Officer's Mess (intended). I believe he will enlighten you as to our brand new combat manouveres, including the covert detonation of the lab's new Cistern Naplam so it doesn't disturb any flap action above. Plus, it's a one handed technique (intended) so you can carry on jaffing off your film for the inevitable de-brief slideshow.
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