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Joined: Feb 16, 2005 Posts: 1477 Location: near nottingham
yes. Just do a monster turd but don't flush it for 24 hours. It will mutate into a walking pooh, but don't get worried, just close the door and wait it out. There will be lots of horrendous banging noises as the spawning 3fucks recounts his early years of being touched by uncle Jimmy, but just sweat this out.
After 90 minutes, he will emerge in his full twattish form. Make sure you complete your business with him within 15 minutes (he can speak, but the legs remain dormant in this early stage) then shoot him in the head....We can't risk his escape........again! _________________ slobbysoft (TM) - "Turning sexual assault into a legitimate business"
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Thank you for bothering writing such a long, irrelevant reply, for no humourous effect.
..i wouldnt be so sure of that myself mind you...this is darkside...where nobody is allowed a sense of humour. _________________ gettin dem bare tonez.
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mind you...this is darkside...where nobody is allowed a sense of humour.